Mar - 10th
He Didn’t Count On My Power Of Chest Expansion!
Posted at 4:22 pm | Filed Under Stupor Powers
I see Spider-Man has somehow acquired Superman’s power of “Making Up Powers As I Need Them.”
Mar - 5th
“The Only Hero Protecting You From Science!”
Posted at 1:31 am | Filed Under Stupor Powers
Hoverboy: The official superhero of the religious right.
Mar - 5th
Barber Boy
Posted at 1:26 am | Filed Under Stupor Powers
I’m going to guess based on what I’ve seen that the Legion of Superheroes title takes place in a future where the entire population of the planet has super powers (Most of them stupid), and every issue revolves around the Legion rejecting applicants. Because seriously, that is literally all I have ever seen them do.
Mar - 5th
Stupor Powers – Kite Man
Posted at 1:11 am | Filed Under Stupor Powers
Behold, KITE-MAN! The only comic character I know of that can be utterly thwarted by a strong gust of wind. And for Pete’s sake, couldn’t you at least call yourself The Hanglider or something?