He Didn’t Count On My Power Of Chest Expansion!
Posted on March, 5 at 1:36 am
I see Spider-Man has somehow acquired
Superman’s power of “Making Up Powers As I Need Them.”
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“The Only Hero Protecting You From Science!”
Posted on March, 5 at 1:31 am
Hoverboy: The official superhero of the religious right.
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Barber Boy
Posted on March, 5 at 1:26 am
I’m going to guess based on what I’ve seen that the Legion of Superheroes title takes place in a future where the entire population of the planet has super powers (Most of them stupid), and every issue revolves around the Legion rejecting applicants.
Because seriously, that is literally all I have ever seen them do.
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Old School Twinkies Ad
Posted on March, 5 at 1:19 am
And thus did Batman condemn the lizard aliens and their entire species to a slow, artery-clogging demise of cream-filled sponge cakey goodness.
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Stupor Powers – Kite Man
Posted on March, 5 at 1:11 am
Behold, KITE-MAN! The only comic character I know of that can be utterly thwarted by a strong gust of wind.
And for Pete’s sake, couldn’t you at least call yourself The Hanglider or something?
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Superman Is A Dick – Lois Lane #99
Posted on March, 5 at 1:02 am
Witness what is quite possibly the greatest Batman quote ever.
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Superman Is A Dick – Lois Lane #9
Posted on March, 5 at 12:58 am
You’ll note that this is the start of a trend where Superman feels obliged to prevent anyone he knows from ever knowing the sweet, sweet taste of anything remotely resembling success.
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Preview: Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season 8
Posted on March, 2 at 9:40 pm
Twilight, Pt 2 (of 5) Acclaimed novelist and comics writer Brad Meltzer (The Book of Lies, Identity Crisis) continues his pivotal story arc! The Slayer army has suffered heavy losses throughout Season Eight and faced all kinds of threats new and old, but the one mystery connecting it all has been the identity of the Big Bad: Twilight. In this issue, Buffy finally confronts Twilight one on one, setting the stage for Twilight's unmasking in Buffy #34! Brad Meltzer, series artist Georges Jeanty, and executive producer Joss Whedon up the stakes as Buffy's most epic season yet races to a climax!Posted in Comic Book Reviews | No Comments »
CBR Events: Art Balthazar Signing & Sketching @ Third Coast – Sat, March 6
Posted on March, 2 at 9:35 pm
If you and (your kids) like your heroes both super AND all hanging out at the same school and getting up to high powered hijinx, then you should come say hello to Chicago's own Art Baltazar! Art will be sketching Tiny Titan versions of everyones favorite character until his hands cramp up. Kids, he uses crayons too!Posted in Comic Book Events | No Comments »
Preview: Witchblade
Posted on March, 2 at 9:23 pm
“Pantheon” Part 2 of 3, Guest-starring Aphrodite IV! The android assassin Aphrodite IV is back in town, and Sara’s confrontation with the cold-blooded killer will force her to face her own actions during “War of the Witchblades.” Featuring a cover by series artist Sejic and a variant cover by Darick Robertson (The Boys)!Posted in Comic Book Reviews | No Comments »